Odyssey Cards
Humor Delivered: Hilarious Digital Greeting Cards
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Let's find you a good laugh!
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Mastering Patience: A Quiet Strength
Digital downloadYou don't like the way they presented themselves to you? It's kool, be be patient. When it's all said and done, Odyssey is going to let them know, "Ima smack the sh*t you!" LOL! Great for those who want to let'em know in a calm, patient way.
$2.99
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Not in the mood: Fair Warning Ecard
Digital downloadThis humorous ecard shares yo 'woke up on the wrong side' mood. Perfect for days you're just not feeling but want to keep it real with folks. Don't start none and it won't be none. Don't say Odyssey didn't warn y'all asses!
$2.99
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Ass Kicking System: Humor & Boundaries
Digital downloadEstablish your "Automated Response Ass Kicking System"! This funny eCard teaches you to set boundaries humorously, letting others know you're both tough and approachable. Take it from odyssey, she knows best! ⚠️ *Cursing included*
$2.99
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Happy Birthday: Ecard Magic
Digital downloadGet the perfect ecard to express your love on their special day. Ideal for those seeking a unique, loud ass, heartfelt celebration with Odyssey! "Happy bday biiiiiiii**h!!" ⚠️*Includes Cursing*
$2.99
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Bust yo Ass! eCards
Digital downloadUnleash your bold side with our candid, humorously direct eCards. Perfect for friends who appreciate a cold, humorous threat. Odyssey don't play any games. She's quick to bust somebody's ass! *⚠️ includes Cursing*
$2.99
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Raincheck Ecard: Graceful Exits
Digital downloadEvery time I go out with yo ass, you complain about something! Send a humorous ecard to cancel plans last-minute. Odyssey has a simple, polite way to say, 'not today'.
$2.99
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Confidence Queen: Ecard
Digital downloadUnleash your inner confidence! A fun-packed ecard to make you feel and look amazing. Odyssey's feeling herself, will you? Ain't nothing wrong with flirting with yourself. "I know I'm fine as hell!".
$2.99
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Brave Faith: Encouraging, Uplifting eCards
Digital downloadEmpower your journey with ecards that blend encouragement, bravery, and spirituality for a lifted spirit and strengthened faith. We all have gone through some tough times. Just know that you're not alone and this too, shall pass.
$2.99
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You don't run sh*t! eCard
Digital downloadMaster the art of responding to folks with humor and confidence! Odyssey helps you to express your fearlessness, ready for any verbal battle, and teach folks to simply stop talking. Dark, candid humor. *⚠️ Heavy cursing*
$2.99
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Gentle Warrior Ecard
Digital downloadDiscover the art of warning others of potential defeat, all while keeping your kool. Perfect for cracking up with friends. Odyssey is calm, but direct with appalling vocabulary that'll make anyone turn their heads! *⚠️ Hardcore cursing.*
$2.99
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Radiate Positivity: Have a great damn Day Ecard
Digital downloadBoost spirits with this 'Have a great damn day' ecard! Perfect for sharing laughs and positive vibes with friends and family. You never know what sending this card to someone can do for them until you do it!
$2.99
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Celebration Blast! Funny Congrats Ecard
Digital downloadCelebrate your big win with Odyssey and her humor! Send this funny ecard to show love and support to the person on top! Let's kick it and celebrate together!
$2.99
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Happy Anniversary Ecard
Digital downloadCelebrate love and commitment with this unique ecard. Sing, vibe, and cherish your relationship's journey together. Of course ya girl, Odyssey had to put the "E" in extra LOL!
$2.99
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YOU are DOPE! Ecard
Digital downloadBoost your mood with a touch of humor! This ecard is a personal cheerleader, reminding you that you are dope! If someone doesn't like it, just tell Odyssey! LOL!
$2.99
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Funny, Seductive Love Teaser Ecard
Digital downloadUnlock smiles & spark romance with this funny, seductive ecard, designed to show your partner just how much you cherish them. Odyssey is a whole foooool LOL! *Includes cursing*
$2.99
I know I'm fine, but don't stare too hard...
I don't want y'all partners to get jealous LOL!
Hey-Hey! I'm Odyssey, the mastermind behind the laughs! My mission? Simple but epic - spreading good vibes and boosting moods through humor. Every eCard I create is a little burst of joy, designed to lighten up your day. I make connections happen, adding fun to people's lives. In a world full of stress, my funny cards are the perfect break and a reason to smile. They bring people closer, whether it's celebrating a moment or just making someone's day brighter. Creating these cards is my creative playground, letting me share my humor in a way that uplifts and inspires. By spreading laughter, I'm all about enhancing happiness and well-being, and that's what makes it all worth it!
